Thursday, 8 January 2009

More things to ponder

In this 21st Century...

Our communication - Wireless

Our dress - Topless

Our telephone - Cordless

Our cooking - Fireless

Our youth - Jobless

Our food - Fatless

Our labour - Effortless

Our conduct - Worthless

Our relation - Loveless

Our attitude - Careless

Our feelings - Heartless

Our politics - Shameless

Our education - Valueless

Our follies - Countless

Our arguments - Baseless

Our boss - Brainless

Our job - Thankless

Our salary - Very less


Mistakes

What they actually means:

If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a NEW STYLE

If a driver makes a mistake,
It is a NEW PATH

If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a NEW VENTURE

If parents makes a mistake,
It is a NEW GENERATION

If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a NEW LAW

If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a NEW INVENTION

If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a NEW FASHION

If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a NEW THEORY

If our boss makes a mistake,
It is a NEW IDEA

If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a MISTAKE